10.27.05
Hello?
I heard this in a bar. Some cretin was shouting into his phone.
“WHY WOULD YOU CALL FROM A PLACE WITH NO NETWORK?!”
Submitted by Sidaki
10.25.05
Egging On
Campus drunks asking a boiled egg seller along Koinange Street “how much do these 10 bob eggs cost?”
Submitted by Blackman
10.19.05
Hmm….
Banana Minister: They don’t wan’t the new constitution because they
are hungry for power!
Orange Minister: If we are hungry for power, why did you form your OWN
political party?
Submitted by Sankul
10.14.05
Run Forrest
Guy to fully armed and uniformed GSU Officer: So, dude, which security company do you work for? EARS?
Submitted by Ejiah
Bulbs
Q: How many MPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None….
Half of them support to change the light bulb while the other half say that changing the light bulb is bad for their tribes.
The 2 sides are named Mo Rons and E Diots.
They go to Mombasa for a lightbulb-changing retreat to resolve to change the light bulb.
2 of them get arrested for storming a lightbulb-changing session and causing violence while several flock to K-street to learn the screwing aspect of changing a light bulb.
MPs whip up their tribes into violent frenzy pitting those opposing the lightbulb changing against those supporting the light bulb changing.
They break the light bulb and make the whole country look uncivilized and village-idiotic in the eyes of well lightbulb-changed countries.
Submitted by Njoro
10.12.05
Lights
Dude #1 : How many kenyan mp’s does it take to screw a light bulb?
Dude #2 : 222, plus 12 nominated
Submitted by AfroM
Rapid Fire
WOULD-BE TRAVELLER: Are there any seats left in the matatu?
TOUT: Did you leave them being removed?
Submitted by SpellCheque
Versatility
Woman: Do you have any seats left in the bus?
Tout: Madam, we even have a table!
Submitted by M