10.27.05

Hello?

Posted in Lifts & Elevators at 4:59 pm

I heard this in a bar. Some cretin was shouting into his phone.

“WHY WOULD YOU CALL FROM A PLACE WITH NO NETWORK?!”

Submitted by Sidaki

Posted in Lifts & Elevators at 12:18 pm

Guy to fully armed and uniformed GSU Officer: So, dude, which security company do you work for? EARS?

Submitted by Ejiah

Posted in Lifts & Elevators at 10:37 am

Dude #1: Is this elevator going up or down?
Dude #2: It’s going to Town!

Submitted by M