10.19.05

Hmm….

Posted in Politicians at 2:19 pm

Banana Minister: They don’t wan’t the new constitution because they
are hungry for power!

Orange Minister: If we are hungry for power, why did you form your OWN
political party?

Submitted by Sankul

10.14.05

Bulbs

Posted in Politicians at 12:13 pm

Q: How many MPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None….
Half of them support to change the light bulb while the other half say that changing the light bulb is bad for their tribes.

The 2 sides are named Mo Rons and E Diots.

They go to Mombasa for a lightbulb-changing retreat to resolve to change the light bulb.

2 of them get arrested for storming a lightbulb-changing session and causing violence while several flock to K-street to learn the screwing aspect of changing a light bulb.

MPs whip up their tribes into violent frenzy pitting those opposing the lightbulb changing against those supporting the light bulb changing.

They break the light bulb and make the whole country look uncivilized and village-idiotic in the eyes of well lightbulb-changed countries.

Submitted by Njoro

10.12.05

Lights

Posted in Politicians at 1:51 pm

Dude #1 : How many kenyan mp’s does it take to screw a light bulb?
Dude #2 : 222, plus 12 nominated

Submitted by AfroM